Platypus (I hate you)


nothing inspiring.


Jay: I had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me is weed and shit. Shit my grandmother used to say ‘What’s better, fuckin’, a good plate with nothin’ on it… ’ no wait I fucked up. ‘What’s a good plate with nothing on it?’
Dante Hicks: Meaning?
Jay: I dunno, she was senile and shit, she used to fuckin’ piss herself all the time, and shit herself. Come on, Silent Bob, lets get the fuck out of this fucking jip joint, with this fucking faggot Dante, you cock smoker!



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